OUT IN THE PACIFIC NORTH WEST, SOMEWHERE IN THE OCTAGON, IN A CAVE, IN A PATCH OF MOSS, UNDERNEATH A ROCK, IN A REEF OF BACTERIA LEECHES, NATURE MUTATED THE MOST DAZZLING, HUMAN-SIZED PREDATOR OF EVIL-DOERS THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. ARMED ONLY WITH DONKEY BONES, HONEY BEARS AND THE MOSSY LOG FLUME HE TRAVELED IN, THIS MAROONED, MOP-TOP MARVEL LANDED ON THE SANDY BEACHES IN THE SEARCH FOR VITAMIN C AND A FEW THOUSAND MARBLES.
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